This makes me so happy.
This is not Blaine Anderson-Stark.
This is Loki. This is magic. This is brainwashing. These are not things Blaine would ever do. These are not things Blaine would ever say. Kurt keeps telling himself these things, but a horrible sense of doubt still lingers in the back of his mind.
This is in response to this request:
But I just really want a fic from that scene from The Avengers where Tony tried to call Pepper but instead he’s trying to call Blaine!!
It’s not as good as I’m sure some other members of this fandom would do, but here you go:
Nick thought he was volatile. Agent Coulson had called him self-centered. Steve accused him of being selfish because he wasn’t the guy that would lay on the wire. First of all, who lay down on wires anymore? What did grandpa know about how things worked nowadays? Just because he was smarter than them in every conceivable way… just because he was the guy that could cut the wire… that didn’t make him selfish. It just made him resourceful. Oh, and rich. Incredibly rich.
“Mr. Stark, we have an issue we need to discuss.” Joan, the head of Stark Industries public affairs, said as she entered his office.
“What’s up?” Tony asked, not looking up from his computer.
“It’s Blaine.” Joan said. Tony turned to face her and cocked his head to the side in confusion.
“Is something wrong with Blaine?” Tony asked. Joan pursed her lips.
“Only with his behavior, sir.” She said curtly.
“What? I don’t think Blaine has ever misbehaved in his life!” Tony defended, glaring at the woman. She threw her hands in the air and dropped a picture on his desk. Tony picked it up and turned it over, reminding himself to speak to HR about hiring workers with a flair for the dramatic.
“Is this…?” Tony trailed off, his eyes never leaving the picture.
“Your son, prancing on the red carpet.” Joan said scathingly.
Tony covered his mouth with his hand and let out a cough that sounded suspiciously like a laugh. Joan narrowed her eyes at him.
“I’ll have Pepper talk to him, thank you Joan.” Tony said, his tone clearly dismissing her.
He had the decency to wait until his door was closed before he laughed, long and loud, and tucked the photo into his desk drawer.
YOU ARE AMAZING.
(Source: formerstarkwords)
1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.
2. Turn on your music player and put it on random/shuffle.
3. Write a drabble related to each song that plays. You only have the time frame of the song to finish the drabble; you start when the song starts, and stop when it’s over. No lingering afterwards!
The Church of Hot Addiction - Cobra Starship.
Having everything they want given to them on a silver platter makes a person crazy. Blaine knows this, because when he moves to New York and starts attending school there, he sees it happen right before his eyes. Teenagers with trust funds the size of Mount Everest run around the city in luxury cars, drinking and partying to every extent of the imagination. At the first party he’s ever invited to (not some gala with Tony), cocaine is offered to him casually.
To Kingdom Come - Passion Pit
Growing up, Blaine had an idea of who and what his father was. He knew that he was a rich man who was sometimes newsworthy from his business and shenanigans. He never expected him to be a superhero, and he never expected him to actually make a pretty good friend. Which makes it all worse, because he never expected Tony to drink himself to sleep every night. No more expectations, Blaine thinks.
Cherry Red - Ida Maria
Blaine has been planning this outing since the moment Kurt told him Burt said he could visit. He has a suits made for both of them (he refused to tell Kurt why he needed his measurements), along with new shoes and couple of impossibly expensive watches. Can you blame him for wanting to spoil his boyfriend? When Kurt does come to the city, he’s delighted.
The Ballad of Guiteau - Assasins
It’s expected that he would be kidnapped again, or at least that some kind of attempt would be made. Blaine thought he would be prepared for it, but he’s not prepared for this. He imagined more warehouses and more ropes tying him to chairs, more ransoms and demands. There were no cults in his mental preparations of being kidnapped. There were no human sacrifices. His hands are bound behind him as men in robes lead him up the stairs. Their leader cups his face and smiles.
“You are so important Mr. Stark,” he says. “With you, we can finally bring Red Skull back.”
See the World - The Kooks
With the private jet, Blaine has the whole world at an arm’s reach. He and Kurt run hand in hand through the streets of London in the morning, then head to Tokyo for lunch, and then it’s San Francisco for dinner. It’s not fair, really. Who could possibly deserve to see Big Ben and the Golden Gate Bridge in one day?
