nonomella:

my chinese students really love english profanity because they dont get in trouble for it

i try to just ignore it so they don’t get a reaction and keep using it

but today during a creative writing exercise, a character was arguing with a dragon, and the kids needed to decide what the character would yell

this one kid raises his hand and calmly submits his suggestion of “f*ck you, you foolish dragon motherf*cker”

i dont know its just 

its difficult not to react to that

mitchdahbitch:

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ill take the one in the red 

femifeisty:

DESTROY THE MYTH THAT TEENAGE GIRLS WHO IDENTIFY AS BISEXUAL ARE DOING IT FOR ATTENTION

HUSKY PLAYING IN THE SNOW (⊙‿⊙✿)

pansexualfacts:

Fact: Pansexuals are greedy. Even greedier than their bisexual sister species. It is very common for a pansexual to hoard sexual partners like a dragon hoards treasure. An unrelated fact: Pansexuals are dragons.

mirahxox:

chocolateist:

yougurtandchocolate:

john-eggmcmuffin:

dancinghomestuckforever:

godtechturninheads:

i tried to take a picture damnit

annnnnd you are fucking adorable

AWE THAT WAS ONE OF THE CUTEST THINGS IVE EVER SEEN YOURE A BAB Y

It’s like a fawn getting disappointed then getting happy. TOO ADORABLE

Did Pixar make you? Oh my lord

is this tinkerbell?

sweet-bitsy:

Every picture tells a story but this one asks more questions than it answers

brodingershat:

brodingershat:

A genre-savvy website designer who lives in a haunted house in the middle of nowhere.

A genre-savvy website designer who’s standing in the shower when she notices the water level rising around her ankles and spots a clot of black hair in the drain.

A genre-savvy website designer who just sort of frowns, steps out of the bathtub, and watches the hair spread through the water before nonchalantly dumping a bunch of drain cleaner in the water.

A genre-savvy website designer who works through the nights and keeps a spray bottle like the kind you use on cats beside her laptop for those moments when she spots something lingering behind her in the reflection of her screen (because she knows they won’t do anything unless she turns around).

A genre-savvy website designer who has installed locks on her closet doors and mastered the art of ignoring their rattling.

A genre-savvy website designer who knows when not to turn the lights on or off and when not to look up at the mirror in the bathroom.

A genre-savvy website designer whose house gets broken into by people who think one sleepless techie shouldn’t be too hard to take.

A genre-savvy website designer who looks at their malevolent roommate where their hair has paused in the middle of creeping out of the farthest corner of the ceiling like a horrible hair spider and just goes,

"Go for it, man."

The tale of an unlikely not-quite-friendship of necessity.

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loves2meme:

loves2meme:

Karl Marx can see the fundamental contradictions in capitalist economies, but can he see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?

The answer is no, Karl Marx cannot see why kid’s love cinnamon toast crunch. Marx is too busy trying to understand the cereal as a commodity created by alienated labor to realize the obvious truth: its because there are cinnamon sugar swirls in every bite!

My favorite films | The Animatrix (2003 Shinichirô Watanabe, et al.)
In the beginning, there was man. And for a time, it was good. But humanity’s so-called civil societies soon fell victim to vanity and corruption. Then man made the machine in his own likeness. Thus did man become the architect of his own demise.

wryxan:

motivation things from night vale radio

everything will be okay

Robert Downey Jr. nicknames Chris Evans “Dorito”.

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